This week’s episode starts off with Ripp not being able to
get it up with Carlene in bed, Ahhh Ohhhh. He goes outside to let off some
steam, Lookie lookie, Blake is up to something that has to do with Bill
Vaughn’s finances. Since he didn’t find out what he wanted he takes out his
frustration on Bill’s picture on a magazine.
Amanda thinks it’s family movie night at Gigi’s but Mama has
other plans, Amanda needs to meet a nice rich man and that won’t happen at
boobylicious, So Mama G rented some handsome oil men for a night out at the
opera. When did the opera become a finding love place? Amanda is not having it
so she wishes them a nice night and slams the door.
Onto the very distraught and horny Carlene, she just has no
clue what to do about Ripp. So of course the only one to call is Cricket. Ummm,
She has a mega huge California king size bed and her husband is gay! Good
choice! Cricket tells her she doesn’t have that problem and to look up Holy
Spirit and horny and visit the bible book store! Meanwhile Cricket is trying to
get some satisfaction herself from the Pilates trainer. He turns her down by
saying he’s engaged now so no more of that. Cricket is not used to being told
no so she makes a call to buy all the fitness centers that his fiancé works for
and tear them down. WOW
Carlene and Cricket ask Sharon if she has dealt with Zach
yet about the Amanda kiss, she tells them she is just going to ignore it and
hopefully it blows over. Well the girls aren’t having that; Sharon needs to
deal with it right now! At the booby bar Amanda and Heather are talking about
the new rich man in town that Heather has eyes for. She is planning a “meeting”
with him tonight by buying his favorite wine and cake. In walks the mean girls
with Sharon in the lead yelling “well well well looky who is here”, Heather
asks them what they are doing there and Cricket tells her “Heather this doesn’t
concern the unmarried” Sharon starts her
rant with “stay away from my man” Amanda informs her that she is not the
problem, Zach is the problem. Sharon continues yelling at Amanda stuff that
sounds really rehearsed, probably wrote by Carlene. Sharon last words were” I
will not be taken down by a fallen woman, Just then one of the waitress’s
slides down the fire pole right on top of Sharon. Hahaha
Amanda comes home to a package, inside is a family photo and
a letter from Bill right before he took off. The letter says how sorry he is
for cheating on her with her friend, we haven’t been happy in a long time,please
forgive me, yada yada yada……onto Carlene trying to make Ripp dress up as Adam
and Eve to get his bit to build, Ummm yeah! He is not falling for it. Just then
the phone rings, It’s the guy with info on Amanda for Ripp. I guess he is trying
to find out if Amanda knows where the stolen money is. Wonder why he is so
worried about it?
WOW, did ya’ll see that walk in fridge? OMG, I want one!
Confession, I had that scene paused for about 5 minutes just taking it all in.
I’m in love! Back on track, Sharon was about to confront Zach about Amanda but
chickened out. So she calls the Texas chili hotline. After some talk about how
to make the chili she asks a total stranger if she should confront her husband.
Chili lady said HECK YEAH!
Heather tricks Amanda into going to the churches single meet
up group, but low and behold they never expected the mean girls and hubby’s to
be teaching it. YIKES, this is going to get ugly! Heather is in the never been
married team headed by Blake and Cricket and Amanda is in the once married team
headed by Ripp and Carlene. Ripp is really trying to get Amanda to write her
secrets down on pieces of paper to stuff into a male piñata. Meanwhile Carlene
takes Blake aside and tells him he needs to step things up in the bedroom so
his wife won’t be going to ti Kwan dow just to get laid. Well well looks like
Cricket does know that Blake is gay, and she’s not happy about it. She thinks that
now would be a good time for a divorce because everyone would call her an
adulteress and never think twice about who he really is.
I really loved how Cricket told Carlene to fix her own
marriage and leave hers alone. I just really like when Carlene is told to go to
hell, Hahaha! In the kitchen Sharon is trying to think of a way to ask Zach
about the kiss with Amanda, just then Amanda walks in looking for string and
Sharon yells at her to get out. But Sharon took a taste of the way to hot chili
and before Amanda left she told her to tell Zach or she won’t give her the milk
she needs to cool her mouth. Finally she tells him that she knows about the
kiss, Zach tells her that he is a sorry piece of shit, naaaa that was me, and
He never meant to hurt her. Sharon gave him a wife, 2 kids, and a home but he
doesn’t think he wants that anymore.
Back in the never been married group, they are revirginizing
themselves by burning pieces of paper with their past lovers names on it.
OK…..In the once married group they are about to smash some piñatas with their
secrets to bits. Ripp is just dying to get his hands on Amanda’s secrets,
instead of waiting he has a better
faster plan, pull the fire alarm and grab her piñata whole.
Zach tells Sharon his life never turned out the way he
really wanted it to, but he always pictured her in it. He asked to be forgiven
and she got up, told him her life didn’t either, threw away her ice cream and
told him hers just might still be ahead. Go Girl!!!! Blake and Cricket talk
things out and looks like she is ok with their little lies, because Blake is
the only man that has ever loved who she really is. OK, But he is gay! Carlene
is sitting in her room crying because she doesn’t know why Ripp can’t get it
up. Well it’s because Bill Vaughn stole money from him also. OK now, here it
is. He just doesn’t feel like a man cause he was stolen from? OK then. Well his
confession helped his problem because the flag is now a flying!
Back at Gigi’s, Amanda let’s all her anger out on the
piñata, which actually makes her feel a lot better. She is ready to move on. Gigi
starts reading the pieces of paper and come to find out they are not Amanda’s.
Across the street Ripp and Carlene have an open piñata reading all of Amanda’s
secrets. “Bill I wish you would leave me alone for good” I am never going to
let you hurt me again” Now those have gotten them thinking that Bill is not
dead. They are now on a mission to find a dead man and get their money back!
So what did you think about tonight’s episode? Do you think
Bill really faked his death?
Next week we will see a decade themed party, and some more
fighting. Can’t wait!
